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Beating up small annoying asian chicks..how does that work?? http://bit.ly/deOJHY
Updated 17 days ago via Permalink
ive determined cheerios are only good for putting in your toilet and hitting with your urine stream. they taste like shit, so its fitting.
Updated 136 days ago via Permalink
Mix a lil bit of eminem with a lil bit of snookie and you have contrast. http://twitpic.com/1fw4gf
Updated 140 days ago via Permalink
Larry King is divorcing his 7th wife, He can piss on the sacrament of marriage 7 times but homosexuals cant do it once? http://bit.ly/bXvTTh
Updated 141 days ago via Permalink
#smackyaself if you thought i was really a fictional character from the mind of sasha cohen. seriously.
Updated 143 days ago via Permalink
I will keep posting the shit i always do, but not on this account. Im coming out of borats closet. it was a fun ride. http://bit.ly/adJN2q
Updated 143 days ago via Permalink
I will keep posting the shit i always do, but not on this account. Im coming out of borats closet. it was a fun ride. http://bit.ly/adJN2q
Updated 144 days ago via Permalink
No, im not sasha. if you thought I was you should probably kill yourself. I will post personal shit here from now on. http://bit.ly/adJN2q
Updated 144 days ago via Permalink
I uploaded a YouTube video -- BPOD - April 11th 2010 http://youtu.be/xYv7WZmpe8M?a
Updated 144 days ago via Permalink
I liked a YouTube video -- Brets Picture of the Day - April 10th 2010 link in info bar below! http://youtu.be/ed-7XUI6fS0?a
Updated 145 days ago via Permalink
I uploaded a YouTube video -- Brets Picture of the Day - April 10th 2010 link in info bar below! http://youtu.be/ed-7XUI6fS0?a
Updated 145 days ago via Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-7XUI6fS0 (only click if you like photography..yes im being nice for once.)
Updated 145 days ago via Permalink
http://twitpic.com/1dqehw - Should have used a sock.
Updated 149 days ago via Permalink
http://twitpic.com/1dpm6a - I have found Lady GaGa's penis.
Updated 149 days ago via Permalink
Easter is all jesus and colored eggs, so ruin it with some vulgar movie talk. http://bit.ly/ck9HfV
Updated 151 days ago via Permalink
If you dont know what a FLESH light is, just google it. It will change your life more than barack obama.
Updated 151 days ago via Permalink
can someone please combine the iPad with a flesh light? I would be forever grateful. (as would my hand)
Updated 151 days ago via Permalink
while most people have a 'bucket' list, i have a 'fuckit' list. such things included a iPad, rosie o'donnel, and a lizard girl on 'V'.
Updated 153 days ago via Permalink
Getting a peanut m+m without the nut is like a woman without a vagina. I need to get my nut on.
Updated 154 days ago via Permalink
I am trying to get you to click this link http://bit.ly/djl3M1 #wdia
Updated 155 days ago via Permalink
I am not wearing any underpants http://bit.ly/90VvrG #wdia
Updated 155 days ago via Permalink
http://twitpic.com/1c3l9p - This DVR is pro vag on vag.
Updated 155 days ago via Permalink
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