Via @tullock "U say nude photos help get a response but what are us guys supposed to do?" Cock-shots get ReTweeted & their contents graded.
Updated 2 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584861 followers
Via @NixiePixel "What's your New Year's resolution?" This year, I drop some weight (he said without cracking a smile, laughing inside).
Updated 5 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584853 followers
Right, because if we limit them to one carry-on they'll have to use it for toiletries and a change of clothes instead of a bomb. Smart.
Jonathan Coulton
musician/internet superstar
musician/internet superstar
from Brooklyn, NY
40412 followers
Via @hollywoodisfake "Tell the truth the only reason why you were an alter boy was for the free snacks" I just liked being on a stage.
Updated 8 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584868 followers
Via @fyrestorme "Here's 1 for ya, what song do you listen to when you "need" a smile?" This year's power song was YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR, KID.
Updated 9 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584867 followers
Via @justingbyrne "what about future Kev, high school Kev, & high school Jen?" Ooo - tempting, but tough. Only if we were both 18 & into it.
Updated 10 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584869 followers
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584860 followers
Via @WilliamGarnett "As a sub-editor, I'd like to applaud your spelling/capitalisation/grammar/punctuation." I cherish the compliment, sir.
Updated 14 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584877 followers
Via @jdr822 "Do you blaze w/movie stars?" What a waste of good weed THAT would be. I blaze solo & write. Or Tweet. Or beat. #SacredRituals
Updated 16 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584878 followers
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584867 followers
Via @hollywoodisfake " John Hughes should have made "Kevin Smith's Day Off"!" I beat him to it. Been beating him to that one 17 years now.
Updated 20 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584880 followers
Whoa! Didn't know I had so many Ozzie followers. Yep,I'm coming. Hanging w friends& working w Midnight Juggernauts in Melbourne 4 my album!
solange knowles
water, melanin, bones, blood.
water, melanin, bones, blood.
350720 followers
Via @ThrashMetalDude "what bands you digging at the moment mr smith?" At this EXACT moment? Howard Jones is (or rather, isn't) blame-laying.
Updated 22 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584873 followers
(2/2) could fuck her from behind. And if Future Kev's dick & balls touched my face/lips, s'all good: self-sucking is still totally hetero.
Updated 23 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584886 followers
(1/2) @SteveHodgeNZ "So if your wife was available would you go for the threesome?" Oh, totally. Jen could mount my face, and the other me
Updated 23 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584886 followers
Qvc today which sets tone for my book tour.I'll tweet air time.my new asst packed me thigh high boots to wear. um,can u say inappropriate?
Updated 24 minutes ago via UberTwitter Permalink
Bethenny Frankel
Natural Food Chef
Natural Food Chef
from NYC
86891 followers
Bow Wow
RAPPER/ACTOR LOVE MAKING THE LADIES GO CRAZY!!
RAPPER/ACTOR LOVE MAKING THE LADIES GO CRAZY!!
from IN YA GIRL
290676 followers
Via @Helen_Henderson "What job would u be doing if you hadn't been successful in films?" I still haven't been successful in films, so this 1
Updated 31 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584894 followers
(2/2) in New Jersey and retains that regional flavor. I admire what he's doing." Fuck. Thanks Mr. Hughes; the feeling was very mutual.
Updated 32 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584895 followers
(1/2) John Hughes said my name!!! "I saw Clerks, and it made me a little jealous. I wanted to do something similar. I like how he stays
Updated 32 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584884 followers
If this stuiff gives u a headache go put and ppomote happinessz!!
Updated 33 minutes ago via UberTwitter Permalink
Russell Simmons
282662 followers
Via @hollywoodisfake "John Hughes last interview mentions you: http://tinyurl.com/mrmentor " Holy fuck! Thanks, man! Reading now...
Updated 33 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584896 followers
These quotes from the maharishi .Coincide with teachings of your preachers, rabbiis,imans. And monks,
Updated 34 minutes ago via UberTwitter Permalink
Russell Simmons
282662 followers
Via @lorariggs "you know you're referring to your daughter there." What: she's never gonna have sex? Hope all the sex she one day has rocks.
Updated 36 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584900 followers
Laz Alonso
Acting is what I do, not who I am... Wanna know what I've done? www.imdb.com/name/nm0022306/
Acting is what I do, not who I am... Wanna know what I've done? www.imdb.com/name/nm0022306/
from Los Angeles, California
11592 followers
sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep
Updated 37 minutes ago via web Permalink
Laz Alonso
Acting is what I do, not who I am... Wanna know what I've done? www.imdb.com/name/nm0022306/
Acting is what I do, not who I am... Wanna know what I've done? www.imdb.com/name/nm0022306/
from Los Angeles, California
11594 followers
(2/2) I'll bet I'd give me the best blowjob, as I'd know exactly what I like. I'd even let me pinky-fuck my ass, as I'd know how deep to go.
Updated 38 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584906 followers
whether you enjoy or suffer it is your own responsibility. Be regular in your meditation, do not postpone your striving for enlightenment."
Updated 38 minutes ago via UberTwitter Permalink
Russell Simmons
282662 followers
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584905 followers
Via @elizabethkay17 "when will Twilight die out?" When the last Tween pops her cherry & realizes fucking/cumming > mopey vampiric emo boys.
Updated 42 minutes ago via web Permalink
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
from Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
1584904 followers
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